Totally Irrelevant Statistics - Japan.

1. Total number of times I slammed my head into a low doorway----------------32
2. Total number of times I said "thank you" in Japanese when I meant to say
"hello"------------------------------------------------------------------------4
3. Total number of times I said "hello" in Japanese when I meant to say "thank
you"--------------------------------------7
4. Total number of people I saw using a Blackberry------------------------0
5. Total number of people I saw using Bluetooth technology----------------0
6. Number of Japanese who asked for my autograph because they thought I was Drew Carey--1
7. Number of times I shaved------------1